*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Birth control, vasectomy, “tubes tied”, and std screenings…
theyre like 13. i doubt they know what birth control is.
New rule: If you see someone post a selfie just hit the like button it’s a real confidence booster and a good deed pass it on
it’s been a while..
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
I just found the best Facebook page